I have this rule that I only date goalies.

They're all keepers.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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My Catholic school teachers were like hockey goalies.

They were always trying to stop people from scoring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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World Cup Soccer goalies are far more handsome than their teammates.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quentinnnnnnnnn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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The Moroccan goalie saved all of Spains' penalty kicks and his wife says...

He's a keeper, that one.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2022
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My son started dating a goalie for a women's soccer team and asked me what I thought of her.

I said "Son, she's a keeper."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2022
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I wanted to date a goalie

I thought she was a keeper but she kept blocking my shots.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2021
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I remember seeing my wife play football as a goalie

That's how i knew she's a keeper

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2021
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What two Tottenham players make a Liverpool goalie?

Alli-Son Becker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gyanmarcorole
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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What do you call a goalie so embarrassed that he can’t save anything?

Goal tender.

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My daughter brought her boyfriend over the over day when all of a sudden, a pair of goalie gloves fell out of his bag. It was this moment that I knew.

He's a keeper.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.

Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.

"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"

"Why's that Dad?"

"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrobeOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My Daughter is dating a soccer player

She says he's a goalie. I told her he's a keeper

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Was invited over to Corey Crawford's house for dinner with his dad. The food was nothing special...

...but still, there was the fodder, the son and the goalie host.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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After a late hockey game.

In the locker room we were talking about marathon runners, and our goalie says: "Yeah those Kenyan's always win, you'd be fast too if there were lions chasing you." To which I replied: "I've never seen a lion on any marathon course." One of our defensemen, who just fathered twins pipes up: "Yeah, but there are plenty of cougars."

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I have an awesome coworker.

We work at the local ice arena where our university plays. Last night, our DIII team played a team from China. We were watching them warm up, and they weren't particularly good. My coworker said "Wow, they still haven't scored (on their own goalie) during warm ups yet". I jokingly reply "Yeah, their goalie must be pretty good." After about 30 seconds of silence he comes back with "I hear they call him the Great Wall"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grocery-Storr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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My son just started dating a soccer goalie...

... she's a real keeper!

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.

It was the father, son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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After my son’s team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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After my son’s soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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