A list of puns related to "Goalies"
They're all keepers.
They were always trying to stop people from scoring.
He's a keeper, that one.
I said "Son, she's a keeper."
I thought she was a keeper but she kept blocking my shots.
That's how i knew she's a keeper
Alli-Son Becker
Goal tender.
He's a keeper.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
She says he's a goalie. I told her he's a keeper
...but still, there was the fodder, the son and the goalie host.
In the locker room we were talking about marathon runners, and our goalie says: "Yeah those Kenyan's always win, you'd be fast too if there were lions chasing you." To which I replied: "I've never seen a lion on any marathon course." One of our defensemen, who just fathered twins pipes up: "Yeah, but there are plenty of cougars."
We work at the local ice arena where our university plays. Last night, our DIII team played a team from China. We were watching them warm up, and they weren't particularly good. My coworker said "Wow, they still haven't scored (on their own goalie) during warm ups yet". I jokingly reply "Yeah, their goalie must be pretty good." After about 30 seconds of silence he comes back with "I hear they call him the Great Wall"
... she's a real keeper!
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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