After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why is the goalkeeper richer than all the other players

He’s good at saving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommotal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.

They called me Soccertes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What’s a goalkeeper’s favorite chocolate?

Godiva

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajax96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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My relationship with the former US Women's National Soccer Team goalkeeper is coming to an end

I'm starting to lose Hope. I haven't felt Solo for a long time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wigglesface
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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When the former Chelsea goalkeeper wasn't sure of the prize money he received, what did he do?

Cech checked his Czech cheque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_a_theorist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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Spelling is important when you're a goalkeeper.

Get it wrong and you're in gaol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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My dad’s favourite saying was "Always be upfront with everyone".

Smashing bloke, but an awful goalkeeper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My dad said you should always be up front with everyone...

Great man, terrible goalkeeper...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I have always thought of myself as someone who thinks outside the box.

Although, it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TowlieDJ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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After my son’s team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.

It was the father, son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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After my son’s soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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