Inspiration from Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg: The King of Dad Jokes [6:38] youtu.be/u6xaj2fC1jI?t=57…
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What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?

A heroine addict

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I remixed a remix

It’s back to normal.

(Courtesy the late Mitch Hedberg)

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I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn't have one.

So I got a cake

-Mitch Hedberg

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I’m against picketing

but I don’t know how to show it

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If every letter "t" was silent...

...we'd never hear the end of it.

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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus?

Or a hip opotamus? A very cool opotamus

Got from Mitch hedbergs Conan set, seemed like the right forum for it

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I always avoid the gym for the first 3 weeks of the year

Which is really no different than what I do on the other 49 weeks

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I've always wanted to be a millionaire, just like my dad.

β€”Wow, your dad was a millionaire?

β€”No, but he always wanted to be one.

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I saw a sign on the highway that said no bicycles next 500 metres

...and it was right - there weren't.

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Any book is a children's book

if the kid can read.

  • Mitch Hedberg
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I haven't slept for ten days...

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." - Mitch Hedberg

I don't know if Mitch was a father, but some of his famous one-liners would make any dad proud.

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