Mitch Hedberg: The King of Dad Jokes [6:38] youtu.be/u6xaj2fC1jI?t=57…
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
A heroine addict
I remixed a remix
It’s back to normal.
(Courtesy the late Mitch Hedberg)
I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn't have one.
So I got a cake
-Mitch Hedberg
I’m against picketing
but I don’t know how to show it
If every letter "t" was silent...
...we'd never hear the end of it.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus?
Or a hip opotamus? A very cool opotamus
Got from Mitch hedbergs Conan set, seemed like the right forum for it
I've always wanted to be a millionaire, just like my dad.
—Wow, your dad was a millionaire?
—No, but he always wanted to be one.
Any book is a children's book
if the kid can read.
- Mitch Hedberg
