I told my neighbor that my son with multiple degrees made more money moving boxes in a hot warehouse than he did in an office

He asked me what the degrees were in.

I said this is America, so Fahrenheit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rob132
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2022
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Police caught a robber stealing hundreds of bras from the Victoria Secret warehouse.

That must have been a really big bust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Few-Vegetable540
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2022
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I left my smartwatch in a warehouse that shut down...

My wearable's wearing where wares once were.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2022
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlvinzDrims
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2022
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A band of unscrupulous thieves broke into a warehouse and stole $600,000 worth of Red Bull.

I don't know how they sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eJams7147
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2022
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What do you call sub-par warehouse?

Unsatis-factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrandroidBlue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2022
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If I take up a security at a Samsung warehouse...

Does that make me a guardian of the Galaxy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Future-Agent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2022
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What's a warehouse worker's favorite dance?

Pallet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wippwipp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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I asked my friend why he wears protective clothing when working at the classic rock vinyl warehouse.

He said "Styx and the Stones may break my bones..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celtictock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I work in a warehouse, operating a forklift.

It has it's up and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nefarity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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A warehouse asked me to do wall art in their loading bays. I decided to go with an ocean theme.

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They really liked the Bay B shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fox_Fleet60
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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I work in a warehouse and just thought this one up...

Why was the man afraid that the pallet would attack him? > > > > > Because it was a bare pallet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drgnrdr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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I'm going to open a guanaco fur sleepwear warehouse with my mom.

We'll call it "Mama's Llama Pajamarama"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbacher
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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Did you here about the dyslexic pimp.

He bought a warehouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soundchapp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2022
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I work at an Amazon warehouse

My job is fulfilling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breeziest_lad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2021
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Lipton Brisk had a spill at their warehouse.

Huge safe tea issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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A bird flew into the warehouse and we had to catch it

So we decided to set up a Boobie Trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadianstig77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I went to my dads mirror warehouse

Upon further reflection i decided to leave

I just thought this up I hope its an original one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why did the master distiller put an elevator in the warehouse?

To lift his spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigfootNick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.

"All your base are belong to us"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenLayer5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What do you call a warehouse full of ottomans?

The ottoman empire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabbinmechanic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise

He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."

Seriously though, terrible loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relativelyben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I built a warehouse.

I call it, The Air and Space Museum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Which kind of building should you stay clear of on a full moon?

A warehouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandoraPanorama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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I went to a car show in a huge warehouse and everyone was just touching all the cars filling the huge room...

It was wall-to-wall car petting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Aah the outdoors.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trooper_97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.

It's dishwasher safe!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Do you know why I consider my warehouse job a sacred thing?

Because worshipping pallets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrguykloss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What do you call a sentient warehouse?

Aware-house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsasaradactyl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Our roof has been overrun by lichen and I’m worried that tonight’s a full moon

I don’t want to live in a warehouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webbedlizardbits
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2022
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Why does the story end when you find out there is a secret warehouse full of planes on the end of a cliff?

It’s the cliffhanger

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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You have to be carefull of warehouses.

At full moon they turn into houses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spamblock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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My favorite part of working at a spice warehouse.

Running frantically up to my boss, and in a very panicked demenor just saying "We have a problem, we're out of Thyme!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carnageraiser
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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My dad told me to apply for a job at Men's Warehouse

He said a job like that would really suit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totusestunus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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Wife mentioned there was a produce warehouse on fire near downtown.

I said, "Well, guess they didn't stock enough watermelon." She refuses to talk to me now...

 

Link: http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Smoke-Seen-for-Miles-from-Fire-near-Downtown-Dallas-422199263.html

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodMC
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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Just got some looks of disappointment from my warehouse coworkers

I grabbed a brand new pallet from the stack, turned to my coworker, and said "did I just have some ginger? Because this pallet is fresh!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jealentuss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Labor organizers came to Santa's workshop one day, and discovered the working conditions were terrible.

So the organizers contacted the elves and started communicating their rights to them.

At first, union outreach seemed to be going well. But then the process ran aground.

The elves delivering the presents had some contact with the outside world, so they understood they were getting a bad deal and wanted to go on strike.

And even the factory elves were sympathetic, because they'd seen their coworkers be punished for getting injured.

But, as one organizer mourned,

"It's the little folks slaving away in the back of the warehouse who don't understand. They're loyal to the big man, because he keeps them so isolated."

All in all, it was a bad case of stock gnome syndrome.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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Found this gem on a pillar at my warehouse today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syxrious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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What happens to Werewolf's house when its the full moon?

It becomes a warehouse.

Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.

First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Amazon has started a new service where you will get custom made shirts delivered within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why don’t you ever see normal houses at night?

Because they turn into warehouses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Top places to get a bunch of doves
  1. Bird store
  2. Magicians warehouse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nottedy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Where do werewolves live?

Warehouses

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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