A list of puns related to "Wakeski"
I am looking to get in contact with more people who also using wakeskies like the Method Wakeski Air Flex.
I've been an alpine skier my whole life and I recently bought some HO Park Popsicle wakeskis and have been having a lot of fun learning the ropes at the local cable park. Does anyone here wakeski or has wakeskiing regulars at their cable park?
I am working at a small 2.0 Cablepark in Aalborg. We only have wakeboards, but a lot of our customers, who only want to try watersports find wakeboarding difficult. I have heard about wakeskis (small waterskis with grindbase and bindings), but I dont know where to find them cheap, or if they can be used on a 2.0 cable. Do anyone in here know something?
Like the titles says, I recently saw a video of a collegiate or pro waterski team that was showing highlights of riders going off of ramps, ski jumping, show skiing, and at the end they pulled a rider through two boats riding next to each other and he LAUNCHED off of the spot where their wakes combined and through a HUGE double back flip! It was awesome and now I cant find the video anywhere. I thought maybe you guys could help me find it or know where it was. Pretty sure I saw it on Youtube or Vimeo! thanks for any help you can spare!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
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