Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
There is a couple, that always waits in front of orphanages before they open.
They're better known as the early adopters.
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
The doctor was taking a while so he said: Sorry for the wait
I respond: no problem I’m patient
A man was chopping down a tree but was surprised when the tree suddenly exclaimed, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"
I can’t wait until hindsight....
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
i can't wait to go to Hawaii
I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival
Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
Just wait until you aunt marries Robert,
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
Mom: "The line was too long, I wasn't going to wait" Me: "Well I have patience, something that you don't"
Dad: "She works at a doctor's office, of course she has patients"
Doctor: Sorry for the long wait.
Dad: No worries. I'm patient.
I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.
My wife and I recently had a child on accident. We didn't want a child at all as we are rather young and wanted to wait a few years. He was born yesterday at the whopping weight of 8 kilos.
We've made a massive mistake
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
After waiting for an hour at the doctor's office the nurse came by and said sorry for the wait...
To which I replied, "No problem, I'm patient."
I can’t wait for Halloween this year!
Everyone will be wearing masks!
Wait wait, they've got a point
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
I can’t wait for this year to be over
Then I can say “hindsight’s 2020”.
When you wait for the waiter, you become the waiter
Wait until he hears about the doors.
I always wait for my Dad jokes to mature.
That way they’re full groan.
Just wait until you hit the drop
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
Vice your meat? Wait. No...
Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
Tree: wait I’m a talking tree!!
Lumberjack: yes, and you will dialogue
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
A lumberjack was about to cut off a tree when it suddenly said "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack then said: "And you will dialogue."
Nurse: Sorry For Making You Have To Wait
Dad: No Problem, I'm Patient
Nurse : Sorry for the wait
Don't worry, i'm patient.
If yoo think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
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