Waff Puns

A list of puns related to "Waff"

My great grandfather took down the most Nazi planes in all of the Second World War...

He was the worst mechanic in the entire German Airforce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderPilot93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2023
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One day Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd were drunk and broke into a distillery. Daffy looks at Elmer and asks, "Is this whiskey?"

"Yep! But not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!" replied Elmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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My kid asked for a waffle with no syrup. I said, That’s not a waffle!

That’s a waff-empty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Why are waffles so filling?

Because they’re wa-fulls not waff-empties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/francethefifth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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