My great grandfather took down the most Nazi planes in all of the Second World War...

He was the worst mechanic in the entire German Airforce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderPilot93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2023
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One day Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd were drunk and broke into a distillery. Daffy looks at Elmer and asks, "Is this whiskey?"

"Yep! But not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!" replied Elmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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My kid asked for a waffle with no syrup. I said, That’s not a waffle!

That’s a waff-empty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Why are waffles so filling?

Because they’re wa-fulls not waff-empties.

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