Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best
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Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
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When I was in elementary school, I learned that "when two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking".
I think that rule is graet.
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My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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Get it?, Bc he is a vowel...
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There's a town named Phenix in Alabama - they couldn't afford to pay for another vowel.
Turns out they don't accept I O U's.
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So a vowel saves another vowelβs life.
The other vowel says, βAye E! I owe you!β
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︎ Mar 24 2019
My friends are convinced that lowercase vowels cannot turn into uppercase.
They just don't see i to I.
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Me: Honey, I'm terrified of vowels. Wife: Ummm, why?
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Why is "o" the loudest vowel?
Because all the other vowels are in audible.
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Heck man, I had 4 cans of alphabet soup earlier and now I have huge vowel movements
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︎ Oct 18 2019
βHey dad, could you tell me a word that doesnβt have any vowels?β
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Dad: Vowels make me angry
Son: Why?
Dad: Only sometimes
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Wife: Did you know that you keep reciting the vowels under your breath whenever you are stressed?
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What do you call two relaxing vowels?
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Asked my French roommate the English vowels except e,a.
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Why were the vowels sad when they said John Cena would show up
It's not like U could see him anyway
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︎ Nov 16 2019
My wife and I had this giant argument about which vowel is the most useful.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Too much can affect your vowel movements!
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Vowels
The wife and I were discussing how well our son was doing with learning his vowels.
Me: I've heard him say A, E, and I, now he just needs to get O and U.
Wife: He's also saying Y, have you heard him say that yet?
Me: Sometimes.
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Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?
All the others are in audible...
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︎ May 28 2018
In a few months, British English will only have three vowels.
A.I.O. They would leave E U.
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Due to cuts in the education budget, they've decided to simplify the alphabet, reducing it to just two vowels and one consonant...
...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!
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A recent study shows that 5 out of 26 peoples names start with vowels...
.... Oh sorry, sometimes 6.
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Canadians love their vowels, eh?
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What did the vowels say to the consonants when the consonants did them a favor?
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Me and my son have were fighting over which is the best vowel...
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︎ Nov 18 2017
We all know Dads are afraid of vowels...
...because with just one E, they're deads!
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Fun with Vowels
Recently my grandmother bought me a pack of colored pencils, under the condition that I practice and eventually draw her something. I was visiting my family and telling my grandma about my attempts at using the pencils. I explained to her that I had drawn some okay hair, and an eye. My dad was in the room doing something or other and suddenly butts in, "An eye? Not an O or a U..?"
My grandma and I just groaned and continued our conversation while he chuckled to himself.
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My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
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My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels.
Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.
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My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
So a vowel saves another vowel's life.
The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
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︎ Mar 17 2020
So a vowel saves another vowelβs life.
The other vowel says, βAye, E! I owe you!β
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So a vowel saves another vowelβs life...
The other vowel says, βAye E! I owe you!β
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︎ Feb 27 2018
My wife and I were arguing about which vowel was most important.
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So a vowel saves another vowel's life. The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
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A vowel saves another vowelβs life.
The other vowel says, βAye, E! I owe you!β
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What did the vowel say when 'E' saved his life?
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I heard that A, E, I , O, and U are vowels...
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