The Chevy Volt is still selling?

There's a shocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ares2596
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2013
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Does the power grid in Jerusalem operate at DEUS VOLT?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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If Volkswagen makes a luxury electric car I want it to be called

Volt swaggin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salmon-Warrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I just purchased an electric car.

Do I need a current license?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I was putting the outlet cover back on the wall while my wife was working at the computer with her back to me...

She said β€œwhat are you doing? What is that noise?” I said β€œI’ve been screwing around behind your back.” She whipped around in shock and saw me, screwdriver in hand, screwing in the outlet cover.

I found it way more entertaining then she did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthritictongue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I saw a cop zap a criminal with a Taser, but then shocked him again when he was already on the ground...

The first one was probably justified, the the second one was just re-volting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I sold my Chevy electric car, missed it so I bought it back...

I know, pretty re-Volting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I'm selling batteries

Free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkShrimpz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Morning, ramblers! How do you get over an electric fence?

You volt it!

(What a shocker)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amo_Amas_Amatt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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The wife is pissed at me...

because I failed to change the 9 volt battery in the smoke detector in her office. She came in afew minutes later looking for sympathy when the battery hit her square in the forehead when attempting to change it herself. Instead of offering sympathy, though, I said, "Well, there's a reason it's called a battery." And now I'll be sleeping in the guestroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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The defibrillator had to give more than one shock.

It was re-volting.

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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