"That's the goal at least."
Chicken tenders
And then someone commented "They must've thought you were a-Dora-ble.
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
You just sew a bunch of holes together.
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because you can't open windows in space.
Love means nothing to them
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"
When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"
You still have Gravy
Bad Minton!
It’s non friction.
That's one expensive net
They thought I was such a plane guy
What's your net worth
Net and Yahoo
We were both bad trapeze artists
White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.
I thought to myself, 'That's unlikely,Its a basic skill, why should I?"
You’re probably thinking “Why?”
Well, the answer is twofold.
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
