What do you call it when Victoria Secret merges with Smith and Wesson?

Titty Titty Bang Bang

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📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend Victoria told me she found secret buried treasure.

But she wouldn't tell me under where.

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👤︎ u/Hensfan85
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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A mannequin at Victoria Secret wasn't wearing anything, but held a sign that read "sale"

Perhaps they were having a flash sale?

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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So I just got my wife with this one... She asked to go to Victoria's Secret to buy some new underwear... She complained that her favorite pairs had holes in them...

I said "of course they have holes in them, how else are you supposed to get your legs through?"

I could feel the eye roll from across the room

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📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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Went to Victoria Secret with my wife over the weekend.

She walked away when I asked the sales assistant what the download speed was on the wireless bras.

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👤︎ u/bp1108
📅︎ Jun 28 2016
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Cops finally caught the guy that stole like 5000+ bras from various Victoria's Secret stores

That must have been a really big bust

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📅︎ Feb 07 2014
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Mom this time. Victoria's Secret commercial came on...

They were advertising a sale for 50% off all bras, and my mom says "Well that seems inappropriate. Half Off bras? There's barely anything there to begin with!"

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👤︎ u/Not_Stalin
📅︎ Dec 04 2013
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My girlfriend keeps hiding underwear

It's Victoria's Secret.

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📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Wife was complaining that she needed a new bra, the underwire was poking through.

Wife: "I hate these underwires. I think I want to get a wire-less one next"

Me: "I can stop by Radioshack on my way home to pick you up one"

Wife: "What?"

Me: "Well I'm sure Victorias Secret doesn't carry WiFi bras."

Wife: Heavy sigh.

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👤︎ u/killboy
📅︎ Apr 24 2015
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I couldn't stop giggling while she just sat there unamused.

My cousin brought his girlfriend, Victoria, to our family get-together for the first time. We're sitting around the dinner table and my dad goes, "So I gotta ask. Victoria, what's your secret?"

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👤︎ u/Brooklyn03
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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