Venmo Puns

A list of puns related to "Venmo"

I confronted a seller for refusing to take Venmo or Apple Pay for a set of resistance bands, but he stood firm.

The tension was PayPal-ble.

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👤︎ u/Past_Dragonfruit_191
📅︎ Aug 16 2022
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Why can’t they use Venmo at the Vatican?

They are required to use Papal.

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👤︎ u/thermbug
📅︎ Apr 26 2022
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I asked the Pope to Venmo me

But he only uses papal

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👤︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
📅︎ Dec 21 2021
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Guys, I introduced my dad to Venmo.

He just requested $50 from me for “6 and under tee ball registration fee.”

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👤︎ u/c_h_u_c_k
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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