Valentine's Day Card Puns

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I fart a lot around her, so I hope to have a few toot jokes in there. Any thing helps

"What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?"

"Will you be my Valenstein?"

I'm away at college now but he never fails to send me a few dad jokes!

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Who thinks they're punny?! 😜⠀⠀I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.⠀

I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love 🔥

I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.

My mom’s friend is trying to write a card for her husband for Valentine’s Day, and he loves gnomes. Shes trying to find gnome puns to put in the card associated with Valentine’s Day. Please help because I don’t know any good gnome puns.

My daughter said this while discussing Valentine’s Day card ideas.

“We could put Swedish fish in them” “Yeah and?” “Then you write, you’re my SWEETEST fish”

I audibly exhaled. And I’ve never been more proud.

Dad: Do you have a date for Valentine's day?

Me: Yeah, House of Cards and a long car ride.

Dad: Well, I do

Me: Ummmm, okayy?

Dad: Yeah, it's February 14. I thought everyone knew that.

Me: Why do people send out Christmas cards?

Dad: Because it'd be awkward if they sent out Valentine's day cards

Me: ...God dammit...