A cupid without its id is just a cup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ubbless
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What does cupid fly in?

An arrow-plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneakieSnek
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Cupid is always seen using a bow

Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Sad news. The man who invented predictive text has passed away.

May he rust in piss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RambuDev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! πŸ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What do you call someone who was born on Valentine’s Day?

A love child

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Has anyone got a date for valentines day?....

I have....

February the 14th.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BookerGinger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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"What are the names of all 10 reindeer mentioned in 'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'?"

"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."

"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."

"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."

"Yes there is. 'β™« Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...β™«'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmyxlplyx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Over heard my brother and his guitar teacher...

Brother: "What would happen if Cupid shot an arrow and it hit a mirror and bounced back and hit him?"

Guitar Teacher: "Well he'd have to go to the hospital"

Not really sure if this counts as a dad joke or an anti joke but I laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedelicPoet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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How many reindeer does santa have?

10: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comit, Cupid, Donner, Blizten, Rudolph, and Olive. Olive the other reindeer Courtesy of a random friendly customer I had today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sb107
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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I need β€œBeau” puns!!

Please post your best Beau (my bfs name) puns. I’m making him a note jar for Valentine’s and I’m short on puns. I already have Bodacious, Beautiful, and beaucoup (bookoo)

Post just a word or a short joke. Thanks guys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoblinQueen1998
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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