A list of puns related to "Cupid"
An arrow-plane
Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros
May he rust in piss.
A love child
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! π
I have....
February the 14th.
"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."
"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."
"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."
"Yes there is. 'β« Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...β«'
Brother: "What would happen if Cupid shot an arrow and it hit a mirror and bounced back and hit him?"
Guitar Teacher: "Well he'd have to go to the hospital"
Not really sure if this counts as a dad joke or an anti joke but I laughed.
10: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comit, Cupid, Donner, Blizten, Rudolph, and Olive. Olive the other reindeer Courtesy of a random friendly customer I had today.
Please post your best Beau (my bfs name) puns. Iβm making him a note jar for Valentineβs and Iβm short on puns. I already have Bodacious, Beautiful, and beaucoup (bookoo)
Post just a word or a short joke. Thanks guys!
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