Valentine's Day Candy Puns

A list of puns related to "Valentine's Day Candy"

Look out for cold sores when sharing candy this Valentine's day...

Mine went from Mounds of Joy to Herpes Kisses.

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👤︎ u/lieslieslieslieslies
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Got my wife looking at discount Valentine's Day candy

Wife: "How much are kisses?"
Me: "Kisses are free!"
kisses wife

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👤︎ u/bigfoot13442
📅︎ Feb 18 2016
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