A list of puns related to "Vacationing"
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She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to make her final preparations to move to Switzerland.
When she arrived back home, the thought occurred to her that she had not seen a “W.C.” in the room or even down the hall. (A W.C. is short for “water closet” and is what the English call a toilet.) So she immediately emailed the pastor to ask him where the “W.C.” is located.
The Swiss pastor had never heard of a “W.C.,” and so he Googled the abbreviation and found an article titled “Wayside Chapels.” Thinking that the English lady was asking about a country church to attend near her new home, the pastor responded as follows:
Ms. Smith,
I look forward to your move. Regarding your question about the location of the W.C., the closest W.C. is situated only two miles from the room you have rented, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees. The W.C. has a maximum occupancy of 229 people, but not that many people usually go on weekdays. I suggest you plan to go on Thursday evenings when there is a sing-along. The acoustics are remarkable and the happy sounds of so many people echo throughout the W.C.
Sunday mornings are extremely crowded. The locals tend to arrive early and many bring their lunches to make a day of it. Those who arrive just in time can usually be squeezed into the W.C. before things start, but not always. Best to go early if you can!
It may interest you to know that my own daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I remember how everyone crowded in to sit close to the bride and groom. There were two people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one, but our friends and family were happy to share. I will admit that my wife and I felt particularly relieved when it was over. We were truly wiped out.
Because of my responsibilities in town, I can’t go as often as I used to. In fact, I haven’t been in well over a year. I can tell you I really miss regularly going to the W.C. Let’s plan on going together for your first visit. I can reserve us seats where you will be seen by all.
Sincerely,
Pastor Kurt Meier
He told me it's great at preventing Hispanic attacks.
Because that's where the cat-man *do*.
Because they had to pack, man.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
It was our last resort...
I wonder what they putin
A License to Chill
Normally I don't go because I can't afford it.
Never again.
Alpaca bag now.
The golf coast.
Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage
Pencilvania!
Because they can't Travel.
A cowabungalow
A-lah-ah-ah-ska
My son replied, “Why would I lie to August? That’s not nice.”
I got dad-schooled.
He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)
Usually it is due to lack of money
No, she wanted to go.
Because they always bring their trunks.
...the Land of the Rising Son?”
Nothing beats sax on the beach!
Colorado.
(My 8 year old just made it up)
Edit: Thank you for the gilding, she's super happy about this all. You folks are too kind.
His vacation went off without a hitch.
It was Toulouse.
I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me
While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al
As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al
When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al
When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al
He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al
Emotional baggage is the worst!
But will I get laid if I visit Adelaid?
As I'm looking at my empty suitcase I thought it looked sad... Then I thought "great... Now I have emotional baggage!"
It's a purse anole day for her.
Credit: Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2020
Couldn't help it. It was too good of a sail.
In his trunks!
Air bee and bee.
Alpaca bag
Never again
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