Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything...

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Anyone here know why birds fly south?

Because it's a lot easier than walking that's for sure

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My family's on vacation in the US, and my dad keeps making the same joke whenever possible.

Dad: [Comments on something pointless]

Me: No one cares, dad.

Dad: I care.

Me: No one else does.

Dad: Obamacare.

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