What did the Italian dad say when his family asked him what type of eel he caught on vacation.

That's a moray.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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A family is flying to Japan on vacation. The son ask "dad, are we there yet" the dad replies "not yet son"

A few hours later the plane lands in japan. The dad looks at his son and says "okinawa here"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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We took a family vacation to Alaska. When we landed, dad asked:

Did Juneau we’re in the capitol city?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcpat21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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A family vacation is when you go away with people....

....you need to get away from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I decided to go on a vacation with my family. Almost all the hotel rooms were booked except one

It was our last resort...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DOU8LEJ480
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do the vicugna pacos family say when they are about to go on a vacation?

Alpaca bag now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherlock_er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, β€œDad, what do you think this is?...

...the Land of the Rising Son?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My family's on vacation in the US, and my dad keeps making the same joke whenever possible.

Dad: [Comments on something pointless]

Me: No one cares, dad.

Dad: I care.

Me: No one else does.

Dad: Obamacare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperBlahXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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Me and my girlfriend went to a vacation and my family isn't happy about this..

My kids are angry and my wife is filing for divorce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LONEWOLF__14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Just went on a family vacation to the Grand Canyon and my pops got dadjoked by another dad while we were there.

We were taking pictures of the amazing views from the south rim of the canyon and my family wanted a picture with everyone in it. We all line up and my dad taps an older gentleman on the shoulder to take our picture:

My dad: "Hey, can you take our picture?"

Random dad: With a disgusted face he says, "No, I don't want a picture of you people." And walks off.

He took about 5 steps before turning around, laughing to himself, and snapped a great pic of my family. My dad later remarked, "that was a good one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/konvictkarl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2014
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My family just got back from vacation. As we were getting off the aircraft, my wife tells our kids, β€œeverybody say β€˜Bye plane!’ β€œ

And I said, β€œActually, this is a jet.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TF79870
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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A classic family Florida vacation...

"She's a navigator, not a get lost for a while crocodile!" Said after my parents were shocked my brother and his new wife where heading in the right direction to the beach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onefastmini
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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As a Dutchy with the family having a vacation in Venice

Hey Son, look at those kids, only 4/6 years old and they already speak Italian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillTuup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Family Vacation Dinner

We're seated to a family dinner at our hotel. I'm sitting across from my sister and next to my dad. The waiter brings our meals: lamb for me, lamb for my sister and fish for my dad.

Suddenly, he lost all the color in his face. In retrospect, we're not sure how he pulled that part off, but he seemed genuinely terrified as a lead into it.

Dad: "Oh my god, did you hear that?"

Me: "Hear what?"

Sister: "What's going on?"

Dad: Listen!

Ambient restaurant noises.

Me: Dad, seriously, are you ok? What's going on?!

Dad: I can't believe you can't hear it. They must have brought you the silence of the lambs...

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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Granpa got me good on the way to a family vacation

Me: Does the place we're staying have a gym? Him: Yeah, and a Bob, a Joe, and a Harry

Many groans were had on that trip, but that was the best one imo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBOSS_08
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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In the car with gfs family going to vacation when,

Gf: wow I packed way too much deodorant.

Gfs dad (with ought skipping a beat): sounds like you have a big stinking problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neathh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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Got my friend abandoned by his family for a vacation.

Him: I'm so mad. My whole family is in Milan right now and I'm stuck here at school. Me: Would you say you're feeling a little Milan-choly?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delawahoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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Family vacation

My family was visiting relatives in Seattle and we were visiting the space needle. The person at the counter offers my dad a combo with some other attraction and he responds with

"Does this combo come with fries?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxXSamWoWXxX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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