Urinary Tract Infection Puns

A list of puns related to "Urinary Tract Infection"

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. Upon receiving the burger, the man says to the burger, “Burger, can you help me with my urinary tract infection?”.

“No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an umbrella later.”

“Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”.

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