Unsalted Puns

A list of puns related to "Unsalted"

When choosing between salted and unsalted butter,

There's no margarine for error

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👤︎ u/cauanguy1
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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My wife asked me for unsalted butter

and since I couldn't find any in the supermarket I started to call the salted butter "son of a b****"....

so I got insulted butter

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👤︎ u/gnagnone
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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Someone just told me I reminded them of a packet of flavourless chips.

I've never been so unsalted in my life.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 02 2021
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My doctor put me on a low-sodium diet.

I've never been so unsalted.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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