It's a pharaoh rocher.
“I’m NUTELLAn ya nothin!!”
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
"how about donuts?"
One day, the bartender ran out of the hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. The doctor took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “this isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!”
“No I’m sorry”, replied the bartender, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, doc”
I'm nuttelling you anything without my lawyer present
Snoo-tella.
It's beleived to be the long lost Pharoah Rocher.
Net-teller'.
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I had bought some food and put it away in the cupboards. My girlfriend's friends had come over and wanted to eat stuff.
I didn't want my girlfriend to mention we had a new jar of choc-hazelnut spread to be eaten.
I said "No! You must nutella them!"
Nobody smiled.
So tonight at the dinner table my mother wanted to explain how she made the salad.
So she begins with: "first i chopped some salat just to begin the salat, and I added some apple and lime to give it some bitterness. I also chopped some hazelnuts to give the salat umami" (to those who don't know what umami is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami)
Then my dad interrupted and said: "If I had made that salat, i would have used walnuts instead. I prefer the taste og upapi.
The he laughed in a way, only a dad can do.
My wife and I were enjoying coffee this morning when I asked her what kind it was. My daughter said "It's hazelnut coffee! Right, Mommy?" My wife said "No. Way off." To which my daughter replied "Way off coffee?"
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
