Under Armour Puns

A list of puns related to "Under Armour"

My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.

He said, “I got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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At a minor league basketball game with my friend and his dad

The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."

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👤︎ u/theflyingbanana
📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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