**My dad, sister and I drives by a sign for UC Berkeley** when my dad says, β€œdo you see Berkeley? Because I don’t”
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MayaPreston123
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My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.

I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.

https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrankyTribeFan
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What's the difference between The University of California-Berkeley and The University of California- Los Angeles?

At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
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Where do dogs go to school?

UC Barkley

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kbzero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2017
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My morning favorite.

There's nothing like a nice, warm, firm C cup in your hand to start the day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dont_get_pissy
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Seen this on /r/lego and knew /r/dadjokes would love it.

http://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/2j5jg8/this_weekend_my_kids_and_i_built_the_ucs/

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/veetoe
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