Had a bargain on eBay today, brought a 65inch HD TV for £5, the only issue is the volume button doesnt work.

I thought, I cant turn that down.

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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How much is too much HD?

80 HD, too much or too little focus

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👤︎ u/KinkyGCM
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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What did yoda say when he saw himself on a HD tv?

HDMI

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📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Humpty hd a great fall 🍂
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📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Guess the Visual Pun
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👤︎ u/PunPics
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

His name is 80-HD.

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📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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Wanna know my New Year's Resolution?

1080p full HD.

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📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars for the first time in 4K?

HD aM I

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👤︎ u/rotary_13b
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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The baby wouldn’t sleep...

Was charged with resisting a rest !

Paternity of the pun goes to u/DexRCinHD on this thread.

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👤︎ u/Dremor56
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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At the University, I used to make videos of urine at different resolutions.

I even got a pee HD.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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After (Canadian) Thanksgiving weekend...

I was at the grocery store and had this exchange with the girlfriend.

Girlfriend: "I'm going to get some chicken for dinner. I guess I want to eat a lot of bird this weekend."

Me: "So, would you say you're in a fowl mood?"

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👤︎ u/NoahBody
📅︎ Oct 15 2013
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"I Just started my PhD"

Background:

My dad recently retired and has since gotten a new favorite joke that he tells everyone who calls to congratulate him with his retirement.

The pun doesn't really work in english(I'm danish), but I thought I would share it anyway. This is how it usually goes:

Caller: How are you holding up? are you enjoying your spare time?

Dad: I actually just started my pHD

Caller: What? Wow

Dad: Pensioner every day

(In danish It would be: Pentionist hver dag, hence the PhD)

It's not funny at all, but he loves it and tells it to everyone

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👤︎ u/waFFLEz_
📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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Just became a dad.

I think the popsicles at the hospital are doing a good job of preparing me.

http://i.imgur.com/iHdGZBd.jpg

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👤︎ u/ksrdian
📅︎ May 12 2015
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What is your New Years Resolution?

Mine is in Ultra HD.

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👤︎ u/elmaninho
📅︎ Jan 02 2017
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A sign of our times.

My dad and I were driving to pick up some pizza the other day, and drove by the local community college. They have one of those new HD billboards, which was flashing garish advertisements for their classes and programs.

"That's a terrible sign," my dad remarked.

"Yeah, those things are distracting and annoying," I agreed. "The things flash too fast for you to really read it, and the color contrast makes it hard to read while you're driving late at night. It's not like the sign in front of my school at all (I'm a teacher). My school has slow transitions and clear lettering that makes things easy to read. It's what makes our billboard auspicious."

My dad frowned. He could tell something was coming. "Why's yours auspicious?"

"Because it's a good sign."

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📅︎ Mar 30 2015
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K TV?

HDMI!

As in HD am I! 😂🤣😭

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