I thought, I cant turn that down.
HDMI
80 HD, too much or too little focus
His name is 80-HD.
1080p full HD.
HD aM I
Was charged with resisting a rest !
Paternity of the pun goes to u/DexRCinHD on this thread.
I even got a pee HD.
I was at the grocery store and had this exchange with the girlfriend.
Girlfriend: "I'm going to get some chicken for dinner. I guess I want to eat a lot of bird this weekend."
Me: "So, would you say you're in a fowl mood?"
Background:
My dad recently retired and has since gotten a new favorite joke that he tells everyone who calls to congratulate him with his retirement.
The pun doesn't really work in english(I'm danish), but I thought I would share it anyway. This is how it usually goes:
Caller: How are you holding up? are you enjoying your spare time?
Dad: I actually just started my pHD
Caller: What? Wow
Dad: Pensioner every day
(In danish It would be: Pentionist hver dag, hence the PhD)
It's not funny at all, but he loves it and tells it to everyone
I think the popsicles at the hospital are doing a good job of preparing me.
http://i.imgur.com/iHdGZBd.jpg
Mine is in Ultra HD.
My dad and I were driving to pick up some pizza the other day, and drove by the local community college. They have one of those new HD billboards, which was flashing garish advertisements for their classes and programs.
"That's a terrible sign," my dad remarked.
"Yeah, those things are distracting and annoying," I agreed. "The things flash too fast for you to really read it, and the color contrast makes it hard to read while you're driving late at night. It's not like the sign in front of my school at all (I'm a teacher). My school has slow transitions and clear lettering that makes things easy to read. It's what makes our billboard auspicious."
My dad frowned. He could tell something was coming. "Why's yours auspicious?"
"Because it's a good sign."
HDMI!
As in HD am I! 😂🤣😭
