An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
[Grocery Store] “Ok. Milk..check. Bread...check. Bacon..check.”
Cashier: Sir, please stop writing checks for each item separately.
Ok hear me out
<GUTEN> should have been an HTML tag because it would be the guten tag.
How has nobody thought of this.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but it’s ok now.
I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said “OK, nearest the bull starts”. ...
He went “Baaa”
I went “Moooo”
He said ok you start.
I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.
I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.
What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say it’s fake. You can say it’s just a placebo. You can say it’s a scam. BUT...
You can’t say it’s pointless
Ok, so I made this... the Madagascar...
My son came home to find me slumped over the lawn mower crying my eyes out. He shouted over the noise, "You ok, pop?!" I shouted back...
"I'm fine!! I'm just going through a rough patch!"
Is it ok if a take a shower?
No stealing is wrong, I’ll draw you a bath instead.
Blanch: "Why did pickling upset you so badly? Is everything ok?" Me: "The whole experience was quite jarring...."
Blanch: "I get it. That can leave you in a bad headspace but, I'm an open kettle - you can tell me anything."
Me: "I just need to vent, Blanch."
I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
"ok boomer"...
Said the currant to the elderberry
I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.
But I reached my limit with Calculus.
Ok,so if corona virus isn’t about beer,
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
I used to hate the lockdown in the beginning, but now that I have a full fridge, I am ok with it.
Scientists are calling it the Stock Home syndrome.
Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...
...but what is the opposite of yes?
I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
It was a millennial falcon.
Ok brace yourselves for an absolute travesty of a joke, said during bathtime after water got into my daughter's eyes.
I told my wife:
There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says:
"All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?"
The crewmember water replies:
"Eye eye, sir!"
This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.
Some asshole cut off both my arms and a leg a while ago. But it's ok...
...I don't hold crutches.
I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
"Ok. I'll give it my best shot"
Is it ok to take dermis from your butt and graft it onto your mate?
It's ok to be concerned about this virus.
I mean even the Sun has 'corona-sphere'
Son: Is it ok for a monk to use email?
Dad: Yes, so long as there are no Attachments.
Dad: "Ok guys you have the listen to what the WHO has to say"
I never learned when to properly use contractions but that is ok
Ok guys. Time to rally together to help a fellow new dad out. I’m MCing a wedding and need the worst of the worst wedding themed dad jokes you have to offer.
Sorry I’m advance if this isn’t allowed.
[grocery store] Ok, milk...check, eggs...check, tomatoes...check.
“Sir, please stop writing separate checks for every single item.”
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