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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Buenosdillas
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
The memes are funny, I especially like the Joe Rogan one on the front page. However, I try and keep my finger on the pulse on the dialogue of who I consider to be more "normies" than me. My conclusion after a few conversations is that people only and exclusively calling it horse dewormer is a giant optical loss.
We're now getting people that think that this drug is only and exclusively used for livestock, and this is all of you fucking Americans' fault because it seems like you guys only use it for that. But the rest of the world uses it for a lot of things, special mention to Africa that uses it as an essential treatment for River Blindness.
To cite our cult leader, there is no reason to lie when you already have a strong argument. The amount of times I've heard normies say that people are too stupid or unwilling to look into the drug proves that they don't know anything. Fuck that, if you've looked into it, be accurate, be concise and tackle the arguments, imo.
Just in case people aren't informed, I am going to wiki warrior this shit so you don't have to:
> Ivermectin is a medication that is used to treat parasite infestations. In humans, this includes head lice, scabies, river blindness (onchocerciasis), strongyloidiasis, trichuriasis, ascariasis, and lymphatic filariasis.
> It is on the World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines. Ivermectin is FDA-approved as an antiparasitic agent.
This isn't to say some people aren't actually taking horse dewormer and destroying their insides, but the drug isn't exclusive to that. Just as you might give your dog pain medication that you yourself might take for other reasons (adjusting dosage and brand probably).
I've read chat say things like "I would rather die than take Ivermectin", like, I don't know, this seems harmful in the long run. It seems like people are just thinking Ivermecin = Anti-vaxx = Bad now, especially you motherfuckers that don't even bother to open up the Wikipedia page on anything.
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EDIT: I'm adding this section here because it flows better in this part of the post.
As a final point. A lot of people keep saying "Ivermectin is anti-parasitic, why would it work for COVID, lol" like it's some big own. This argument is so fucking stupid. [Repurposed drugs exist and if people could stop jerking themselves off for a second they would stop bringing this up](h
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“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
