Why donβt people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
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︎ Dec 22 2020
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?
Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet?
Bro 2- Bro sure.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,
Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your time
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but thatβs all in the past now.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
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︎ Jul 04 2020
The town Iβm from just completed dredging a new river thatβs going to make travel a lot easier. Theyβre having a feast to celebrate! Itβs going to be called...
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︎ Jul 14 2020
As soon as space travel is possible, Iβm moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
Iβm galactose intolerant
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︎ Jan 24 2019
I was going to post a time travel joke but.....
Nobody thought it was funny.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I was going to post a time-travel joke...
But you guys didn't like it
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︎ Apr 17 2020
After Brexit, will you need a visa to travel from the UK to Europe and visa versa?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Redditors should travel to space for a laugh
because the joke is always in the comets.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
How do rich farmers like to travel?
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︎ Apr 11 2019
When an ant travels from one country to another country, itβs important.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Do you travel to Louisiana often?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
What do you call a multi-passenger vehicle that cannot travel to India?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
My dad suggested I travel the world to discover more about myself.
So I went Seoul searching.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history.
You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.
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︎ Jul 16 2019
My Australian friend and I were playing chess while talking about which European country we should travel to
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︎ May 04 2019
Which is the fruit contributing most to space travel?
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︎ Jun 15 2019
The old lady said she wanted to travel.
I gave her a basketball and told her to take 3 steps.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
What is a horse's favourite place to travel to?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
I won't travel to the ground by escalators
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︎ Jun 18 2018
John Cleese travels to piza quite often
Must be something to do with the faulty towers
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︎ Sep 05 2018
I've done a lot of leisurely travel in my life so far, but the closest I'll ever be to jet setting is probably on my shower head.
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︎ Aug 15 2017
I live in a remote town. We're building a train station to encourage travel to nearby places.
All thanks to a strong local motive.
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︎ May 02 2018
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your times
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I was going to post a time travel joke here.
But you didnβt like it.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I was going to tell a joke about time travel,
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I was going to tell a joke about time travel
But you guys didn't get it
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︎ Mar 18 2019
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel.
But you didn't think it was very funny.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
I was going to wire a time travel joke but...
You guys said it was a repost.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
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