Why don’t people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?
Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet?
Bro 2- Bro sure.
If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,
Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your time
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that’s all in the past now.
What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?
I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
I was going to post a time travel joke but.....
Nobody thought it was funny.
I was going to post a time-travel joke...
But you guys didn't like it
After Brexit, will you need a visa to travel from the UK to Europe and visa versa?
Redditors should travel to space for a laugh
because the joke is always in the comets.
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
How do rich farmers like to travel?
When an ant travels from one country to another country, it’s important.
Do you travel to Louisiana often?
What do you call a multi-passenger vehicle that cannot travel to India?
My dad suggested I travel the world to discover more about myself.
So I went Seoul searching.
ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history.
You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.
My Australian friend and I were playing chess while talking about which European country we should travel to
Which is the fruit contributing most to space travel?
The old lady said she wanted to travel.
I gave her a basketball and told her to take 3 steps.
Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?
What is a horse's favourite place to travel to?
I won't travel to the ground by escalators
John Cleese travels to piza quite often
Must be something to do with the faulty towers
Why do Mexicans not like to travel on interstates?
Signs are everywhere that read "WATCH FOR ICE ON BRIDGE"
I've done a lot of leisurely travel in my life so far, but the closest I'll ever be to jet setting is probably on my shower head.
I live in a remote town. We're building a train station to encourage travel to nearby places.
All thanks to a strong local motive.
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your times
I was going to post a time travel joke here.
I was going to tell a joke about time travel,
I was going to tell a joke about time travel
But you guys didn't get it
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel.
But you didn't think it was very funny.
I was going to wire a time travel joke but...
You guys said it was a repost.
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