Why don’t people use bulls to travel?

Because they go when the stop light is red!

(Sorry if this was bad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeet_Boi21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.

Because they have immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?

Because he Congo there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U_R_M_M_O_M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?

In his mandelorian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?

Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet? Bro 2- Bro sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qwarrentine424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,

Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propellerhead-web
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?

To become rejuvenated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bartlejuice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I used to be addicted to time travel,

but that’s all in the past now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?

A Bipolar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPooMD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...

...that would be Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..

.. Dying to Czech it out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...

The New River Gorge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy

I’m galactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillowyWave5228
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I was going to post a time travel joke but.....

Nobody thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fixedsit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I was going to post a time-travel joke...

But you guys didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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After Brexit, will you need a visa to travel from the UK to Europe and visa versa?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Redditors should travel to space for a laugh

because the joke is always in the comets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?

It all depends on the conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How do rich farmers like to travel?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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When an ant travels from one country to another country, it’s important.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pranavgayatri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Do you travel to Louisiana often?

Only on a Cajun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9w_lf9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call a multi-passenger vehicle that cannot travel to India?

Colum-bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My dad suggested I travel the world to discover more about myself.

So I went Seoul searching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erratic_Penguin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history.

You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My Australian friend and I were playing chess while talking about which European country we should travel to

He said "Czech mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Which is the fruit contributing most to space travel?

Melon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amwal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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The old lady said she wanted to travel.

I gave her a basketball and told her to take 3 steps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?

He wanted to see Wales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What is a horse's favourite place to travel to?

Gallopagos Islands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I won't travel to the ground by escalators

because they let me down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joseph_yau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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John Cleese travels to piza quite often

Must be something to do with the faulty towers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bredstikz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I've done a lot of leisurely travel in my life so far, but the closest I'll ever be to jet setting is probably on my shower head.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/walpolemarsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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I live in a remote town. We're building a train station to encourage travel to nearby places.

All thanks to a strong local motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your times

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I was going to post a time travel joke here.

But you didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyBVT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I was going to tell a joke about time travel,

But you didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I was going to tell a joke about time travel

But you guys didn't get it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I was going to tell you a joke about time travel.

But you didn't think it was very funny.

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I was going to wire a time travel joke but...

You guys said it was a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yoshiofthewire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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