What is a math teachers favourite mode of transport?

rhombus

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What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?

The Oscar.

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What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?

A lunar cycle.

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I'm trying to get broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport,

But that's just witchful thinking.

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What did Bran the broken say when he lost is main mode of transportation?

Out of Hodor

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What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?

Tax-is.

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What's an equestrian's favorite mode of transportation?

A Horsche

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What is a dog's favorite mode of transportation?

A waggin'.

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What is a slugs favorite mode of transportation?

A Snailboat.

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What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

A BITEcycle.

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What is Harry Potter’s favourite mode of transportation?

Walking............... JK Rowling

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What’s a pot dealer’s favorite mode of transportation?

A canna-bus.

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Alcohol won't take you anywhere.

Nobody drinks it as a mode of transportation.

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Three groups of people were travelling

A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.

They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.

So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.

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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

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Their Brunei

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The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important

The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.

A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.

What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car

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People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me

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I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm

If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?

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What's a mathematician's favourite mode of transport?

A RhomBus!

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