What do you call a house when it transforms under a full moon?
How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
Terrible transformers puns
What do you call an autobot breaking the law?
Optimus Crime
What do you call an autobot martini glass?
Optimus Lime
What do you call an autobot-made honey pastry?
Crumblebee
What do you call an autobot clock?
Optimus Time
What do you call the autobot that loses a bl?
Fumblebee
What do you call the autobot that wrote this list?
Optimus Rhyme
Transformer puns are revolting
But they always change to stay current with the times.
What do you call a transformer that turns into a canoe...
Do you know why electrical transformers hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
A Ford Transit -shaped Transformer visits Armenia
Ford Transit Transformer: Where do you live?
Scottish Expat living in Armenia: Yerevan!
what do you use to paint transformers?
Did you hear about the Transformers who turned into kayaks?
They were rowboats in disguise.
What do you call a Transformer that wears glasses?
Which Transformers are the menace of Ireland?
I have a party trick where I magically transform myself into a barnyard animal.
But at the last one I got drunk and made a total ass of myself.
Today my wife told me she was filing for divorce because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, “No, wait…I can change!”
I got a new car that can travel time and transform into a Star Wars character.
I just flew in from the Transformers convention....
Ambulances are the original Transformers
because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.
What can you also call transgender women?
My geography teacher and I used to argue about the lines between tectonic plates.
In which country does the United Kingdom transform when it starts to pour?
I turned into a car yesterday.
It was an autobody experience.
What do you call an electrician who also legally changes a person’s sex?
what kind of shoes do transformers wear?
What’s a good gift for an electrical engineer?
From my almost 4 year old…what do you call a robot that eats cars?
Anyone know why a electrical transformer humms?
Because it forgot the words.
What do you get when someone steals a transformer?
My kids tell me I’m past my prime at 51.
I figured that would be next year.
What do you call someone that used to be transgender?
My father was very honest and open about his gender transformation
He is being very trans-parent
I think I'm one of those Transformers.
Whenever I eat dinner my hand turns into a forklift.
The doctors took me away to the surgery room, where they'd be transforming me into a midget.
"I will be thinking of you," cried my wife down the hallway.
I turned around and said, "Don't worry - I'll be with you shortly."
I caught my friend harassing some electricity...
I told him it was an abuse of power.
What will happen if Scooby transformed into Homer Simpson?
How do you call an explosive transformer???
So many places nowadays are still not wheelchair accessible
We really need to ramp things up
Why does a transformer hum?
It doesn't know the words.
This is an old electrician joke.
Sometimes I’ll lend my car out to a buddy of mine.
Not to drive, but to dress up in for Transformers cosplay.
Dude wears my car.
Transformer blew up down the street while I was taking a poo.. There was a bang, fizzle, and my power went out.
It was a pretty spooky dooky.
My girlfriend said, “I’m sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!”
I said, “But wait, I can change!”
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
Why do transformers hum?
Because they ain't got lips to whistle.
I just flew back from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
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