Transformer puns are revolting
But they always change to stay current with the times.
My wife said "I'm leaving you because you're always pretending to be a transformer"
I said "no wait, I can change."
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.
He said his name was optimist prime
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
My transformation is almost complete
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
I just flew in from a Transformers convention.
And boy my arms are tires.
What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?
What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?
I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
What is a transformer's favourite band?
Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?
Which transformer has hottest dating life?
What did the math teacher say after they were magically transformed into a tree?
Gee, I’m a tree.
(It sounds like geometry if you say it out loud).
We should call Transformers Carmen.
If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...
I dropped the perfect terrible pun at work last winter...
So there were 6 of us...
With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)
There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".
Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"
The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.
Best day of my comedic life
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Wow, how formal. Transformer..
transformers stay winning
What are Transformer’s mother and father called?
you ouldsay its her magical transformation
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If Robocop was a transformer,
Would his name be stoptimus Crime?
The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, “The Transformers blew.”
I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
My son told me he had the ability to transform into pie
I replied, "You're irrational."
What do you call the first amongst one-legged transformers?
A friend of mine had the ability to transform into a donkey
Everytime we went out somewhere he'd make an ass of himself
If Transformers was about Spanish transportation
Would it be a fight between the autobús and deceptavión?
A technician installed a step-down transformer by accident.
If he got it right, there would have been a lot of potential difference.
A robot from Transformers, who could turn into Volvo, would be called Volvorine
Transformers are releasing a line of cute animals.
Their leader is a bunny named Hoptimus Prime.
My girlfriend said, “I’m sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!”
I said, “But wait, I can change!”
I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?
I just got back from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."
What shoes do Transformers wear?
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