But they always change to stay current with the times.
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
I said "no wait, I can change."
Optapotamus Prime
Vans
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
He said his name was optimist prime
Optimus Crime
Amazon Prime
And boy my arms are tires.
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
Amazon Prime
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
AC/DC!
Optimist Prime
Bumble bee
Gee, I’m a tree. (It sounds like geometry if you say it out loud).
robots in da skies.
It was a sleight exaggeration.
So there were 6 of us...
With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)
There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".
Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"
The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.
Best day of my comedic life
Transparent
Would his name be stoptimus Crime?
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I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
I replied, "You're irrational."
Hoptimus Prime
Everytime we went out somewhere he'd make an ass of himself
I said, “But wait, I can change!”
And boy are my arms tires
Optimist Prime
And boy are my arms tires.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."
