Traffic report

I heard on the radio that a truck full of terrapins crashed into a truck full of tortoises. The police said it was a turtle disaster.

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👤︎ u/dannybxx
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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From the radio traffic report: 'A lorry carrying ladders has crashed on the M6 motorway just south of manchester, and the cargo has spilled onto the road ....

The police say they're taking steps to remove them.'

Can't beat a good police dadjoke.

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👤︎ u/8979323
📅︎ Feb 08 2017
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Channel Shark News

I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.

Edit: I can't spell fixed typos

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👤︎ u/Phroedrick
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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