Why didn’t the guy from Lord of the Rings have any small toy construction blocks?

Because he was Legolas.

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📅︎ Nov 20 2021
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The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with

Legoo.

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👤︎ u/lulucifer
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Kill All Humans

I was cleaning up my grandson's toys and had labeled several drawers to make it easier to sort. Dinosaurs/dragons, tools, soft, blocks, etc... Half way through I ran to my daughter and said, "Oh no, I think I have a problem!" I then pulled a Bender robot from Futurama plushy toy out and continued, "Does this go in the soft drawer or the tool drawer?"

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📅︎ Jun 25 2022
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Got up this morning and ran around the block five times

Then I got tired so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!

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📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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My one year old son shows promise

He was playing with his toys. I asked him for something that's blue and he gave me a blue block. I asked him for something that's red and he gave me a book.

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👤︎ u/timotab
📅︎ Jun 22 2014
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Got my husband and mother-in-law while cleaning up toys

We were cleaning up and making sure all the toys were accounted for when I noticed the "L" block was missing from the pile.

Me: Anyone see the L block anywhere?

Husband and mother-in-law, after looking around a bit: No.

Me: I guess it got the "L" out of here.

Mother-in-law rolled her eyes and smirked. Husband left the room grumbling about me spending too much time in /r dadjokes.

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📅︎ Mar 29 2015
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This one when down the drain

I was getting my five year old son out of the bathtub tonight, and we started the water draining while he dried off. The army of bath toys slowly made their way to the drain end of the tub, when I noticed things had slowed down a little bit. I fished around and found a plastic toy seal had blocked the drain. Picking it up, I said "looks like the drain has been sealed".

My son looks at me for a moment, and as soon as the penny drops and he gets it he starts cracking up. Several attempts were made to re-seal the drain after that.

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👤︎ u/zeronine
📅︎ Aug 19 2014
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