A list of puns related to "Tows"
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
A foot.
They got hitched.
A foot truck!
The trailer just dropped.
...or a hand.
Credit to my 3 year old.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
...and they sent a hooker.
Should've bought asparagus
They're tow-tally amazing!
I thought to myself, βThis guy is heading for a breakdown.β
A strangers car broke down and they left it in our yard for a week and a half, leaving no name or contact information. After making several attempts on social media to find these people to come get their vehicle, I finally had to call the local police station to ask them to take care of it.
An officer came and he talked about putting a 72 hour notice sticker on it and then having it towed. At the mention of stickers my 6 year old blurted, "oh! Stickers! Can I have one?!" The policeman asked if my boy could come to the cruiser to get a few stickers. I said, "sure but, kid, are you sure? After 72 hours they will tow you away!" My boy groaned "moooommmm...." but at least the officer laughed.
A foot!
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