This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
...but he really knew how to make an entrance.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
A dog'tor
The T-rac-tor
A Geologist
We would always go on tor.
They use a perkele-tor.
To the dock.
Heard it this morning on the Irish classic fm. Loved it!
Take it to the duck-tor
A pop-up blocker was installed.
A veloci-crap-tor
They give you a TOR!
A que-pasa-tor
(My dad describing a walk he went on this morning)
Dad : I was up to my knees in snow on Mam Tor
Me: Yeah? Cool
Dad: Yes, it was very cool
Mum: groan
