I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
Apparently, they don't like that I'm leaving them home alone every night.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie? Jaws
What kind of animal does a tooth fairy have? A canine
Where does the tooth fairy get her magic? Its just incisor
What a Tooth fairys favorite animal? A Molar bear
What's a tooth fairys favorite element? Tungsten
Whats a Tooth fairys favorite fairy tale? Tonsil and gretle
Whats a tooth fairys favorite dance? The floss
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments? She finds them obtooth
they can sell body parts for money.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."
Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"
Enamel pins!
A Hygenie.
So I told her to cut out a picture of a tooth and put it under her pillow, Turns out the tooth fairy liked her Substi-tooth and gave her 2 dollars
