dog tooth fairy pun

I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?

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📅︎ May 31 2020
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My daughter did NOT get a visit from the Tooth Fairy last night.

Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."

Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"

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📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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Daughter lost a tooth and then lost it before putting it under her pillow

So I told her to cut out a picture of a tooth and put it under her pillow, Turns out the tooth fairy liked her Substi-tooth and gave her 2 dollars

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📅︎ Jun 18 2017
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