Why do pirates make lousy tippers?

Because they always give no quarter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet

Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucbrandon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I never get cow tipping right

Is it 15%? 20%? I can never remember, I'm a terrible cow tipper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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