If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Is anyone gets a message from me about tinned meat donβt open it
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︎ Jan 05 2019
If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it.
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︎ May 09 2017
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What happens when you eat tin foil?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck.
The man refuses at first but eventually agreed.
As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts.
Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing.
Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Did you hear about the tin can conspiracy?
The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
How do you know Rin Tin Tin's parents were Chinese?
Because they were Ma 'n' Da Rin.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, donβt open it.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What do you call a person who reads Tin Tin books while in quarantine?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Ants are cool
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
I'm selling an old tin of Altoids online,
and listing it's condition as "mint-in-box."
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︎ Jun 06 2020
This tin foil rose my wife made me for our 10 year βtinβ anniversary.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Our local bookstore has some incre-tea-bly punny tea tins.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
I spent $9.95 on a tin of holiday nuts. My wife thought that was too expensive.
I said, "$9.95? That's nut tin, honey."
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.
It's a natural selection.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Another wooden ball
Would it kill the avocado makers to put in a decoder ring or a tin soldier every once in a while?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Did you hear about the tin man not being able to do the dissection?
He just didnβt have the heart to do it.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I don't know why it wooden't work
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Why is a tin of human meat the best type of trebuchet ammunition
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Tintin gonna save us
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
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︎ May 23 2019
My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...
He claimed it kept them in mint condition
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︎ Jul 10 2019
I have this tin can thatβs translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...
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︎ Oct 25 2019
If the Tin Man ran for president, what would his slogan be?
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︎ Oct 09 2019
What do you call tin foil hat graduates of the National Secret Honor Society?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..
But now heβs glue tin free.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What do you call Tin-Tin when he's overweight?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...
Luckily, it was a soft drink!
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Whistles
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︎ Sep 03 2019
What do you call a bedpan in Russia?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"
"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"
"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"
"I've got... Bread"
"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Where do you get tin from?
Tin-land
(Its a cooking supply shop for those confused)
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︎ Jul 03 2018
Just a heads up.
If you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork and ham because it contains COVID, ignore it. It's spam.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it
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︎ Apr 06 2018
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
βCurses! Foil again!β
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︎ Oct 17 2017
Why did little billy get sad at the tin can recycling centre?
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︎ Mar 03 2018
I caught my dad in the kitchen with his dick in a biscuit tin...
I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"
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︎ Jan 01 2018
Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..
My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-
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︎ Sep 07 2016
I guess I just blow at whistling
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︎ May 13 2018
If you get any messages about tinned meat from me
donβt open it, itβs spam
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︎ Feb 18 2019
If anyone received a message from me about tinned meat...
Donβt open it, itβs spam.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Hi all, if you get a message from me about tinned meat, don't open it
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