What is a Dentist's favorite time of the day?
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What time of the day are you most productive?
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The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What Is Roger Federer's Favorite Time Of The Day?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!
Moral of the story is you canβt have your Kate and Edith too
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Dead peoples favorite time of day is
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What is a German anesthesiologists favorite time of day
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I was reminded of the timeβs when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
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What do you call a ghost that haunts the set of a day-time tv talk show?
The Phantom of the Oprah.
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What is a dentists favorite time of day?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
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Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
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︎ Jul 02 2020
If you get this pun, you have saved me the time of writing a good title. And if you save me even one second, you have saved my day entire.
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I cut my own hair for the first time the other day. At first, I thought I did a poor job of it...
...but it's really starting to grow on me.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
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Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.
To be honest, it was about thyme.
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The other dads in my Zoom meeting today may have been a bit jealous. I mentioned how my adolescent daughter has been so generous and nice during quarantine while I use the family computer for work, instead of her wasting time all day, watching YouTube. I have to say,
I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.
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What's a toilets favorite time of day?
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What's the busiest time of the day for cleaners?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
Itβs called the Redundant-Sea.
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My wife asked me my favorite time of day. My answer: 6:30 hands down.
Explanation: think hands on a clock.
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What's the best time of day to wash your engine?
Dawn, it's tough on grease.
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What's a Boeing employee's favorite time of day?
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What is a dentist's favourite time of day to operate?
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Whatβs an opticians favourite time of the day?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
What kind of doctor can you talk to at any time of the day?
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So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?
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Whatβs Roger Federerβs favourite time of day?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
My favorite time of the day is 6:30
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︎ Dec 13 2020
6:30 is the best time of day...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
6:30 is the best time of the day.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Dead peoples favorite time of day is
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What is the best time of the day, hands-down?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What's the best time of day?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
My favorite time of the day is 6:30
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︎ Dec 08 2019
6:30 is the best time of day.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
6:30 is my favorite time of the day
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︎ Feb 01 2020
What is Roger Federerβs favorite time of day?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Whatβs the best time of day
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︎ May 04 2020
My favorite time of day is ...
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My favorite time of the day is 6:30
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My favorite time of day is 6:30; hands down
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6:30 is the best time of day.
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