What is a Dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

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What time of the day are you most productive?

Tomorrow

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The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What Is Roger Federer's Favorite Time Of The Day?

Around 10ish.

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I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!

Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redirishlad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Dead peoples favorite time of day is

Morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouhaveLigma21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What is a German anesthesiologists favorite time of day

9:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotBilroy
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I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....

Those were the GOODYEARS.

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What do you call a ghost that haunts the set of a day-time tv talk show?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What is a dentists favorite time of day?

Two thirty

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.

I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.

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Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?

It was refined.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...

...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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If you get this pun, you have saved me the time of writing a good title. And if you save me even one second, you have saved my day entire. v.redd.it/feo6wfvmmco31
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I cut my own hair for the first time the other day. At first, I thought I did a poor job of it...

...but it's really starting to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastGhost18
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
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Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.

To be honest, it was about thyme.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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The other dads in my Zoom meeting today may have been a bit jealous. I mentioned how my adolescent daughter has been so generous and nice during quarantine while I use the family computer for work, instead of her wasting time all day, watching YouTube. I have to say,

I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What's a toilets favorite time of day?

1 Turdy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What's the busiest time of the day for cleaners?

Brush hour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashee87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company

The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BF1gamerz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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At what time of the day was Adam created? /r/Christianity/comments/…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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My wife asked me my favorite time of day. My answer: 6:30 hands down.

Explanation: think hands on a clock.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What's the best time of day to wash your engine?

Dawn, it's tough on grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nano_Jragon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What's a Boeing employee's favorite time of day?

7:47

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinUSC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What is a dentist's favourite time of day to operate?

Tooth-hurty

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What’s an opticians favourite time of the day?

20:20

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What kind of doctor can you talk to at any time of the day?

An Oncologist.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?

Island.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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What’s Roger Federer’s favourite time of day?

Ten’ish πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gissane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My favorite time of the day is 6:30

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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6:30 is the best time of day...

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suehil2k
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6:30 is the best time of the day.

Hands down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Dead peoples favorite time of day is

Morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouhaveLigma21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What is the best time of the day, hands-down?

6:30.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sac_fo_dayz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What's the best time of day?

6:30. Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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My favorite time of the day is 6:30

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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6:30 is the best time of day.

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autofailed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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6:30 is my favorite time of the day

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbahawks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What is Roger Federer’s favorite time of day?

About Ten-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indebut96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What’s the best time of day

6:30 hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majka0011
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My favorite time of day is ...

hands down, 6:30.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My favorite time of the day is 6:30

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshd108
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My favorite time of day is 6:30; hands down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aljfischer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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6:30 is the best time of day.

Hands down.

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