I’ll hand them to her and say “Here’s the fruits of your labor.”
Those are tortoises , not turtles.
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
I am hopeless with shoelaces.
Because they 8-2 much
Patrick Debateman.
He said he utter-ly loved it!!
Most crashes happen at ground level.
- that’s a Moray !
You don't stop till you get enough
I can’t wait till it comes out
I One
Quick backstory, my Dad was rushed to the hospital last night with an acute pericardial effusion. Of course, we didn't know the cause at the time, so when the Doc came into my Dads room in the ER to tell him what's going on and what they were going to do, emergency surgery, this is how the conversation went...
Doc: Mr FloatyMcBoatFace's Dad, You have fluid building up around your heart, an Acute Pericardial Effusion, and we have to go to surgery right away to get that fluid out of there.
My Dad: Well, good thing it isn't an Obtuse Pericardial Effusion...
The entire family groaned. The Dr and Nurse couldn't help but laugh after a few seconds of what I assume was shock.
Anyway, he seems to be doing fine, he's still in the hospital under observation though.
.....only 2 more sleeps till Xmas.
It will run till Friday.
There is only 3 days till Xmas.
How's Pizza gonna get a job now?
Now I have stable wifi.
The other sperm replies "A while, we've only just passed the tonsils"
I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
She single-handedly changed his life.
Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers
No hesitation I say, “Tulips”
The stock itself will give you enough of a roller coaster ride.
Then I started feeling a little down.
She asked "Where did your pound land?"
me: why have we been eating casserole so much recently?
mom: because it's winter! and winter is casserole weather!
me: I thought it was chili weather...
My doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
But the lady behind the till keeps putting it back
I really enjoy watching the end credits.
Two friends walk into a bookstore After bying 23 pens 2 balloons and a pipeline One of them goes to the till Suddenly he remembers
- John do you want a pencil?
- Yes
- 2B or not 2B?
Cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. When the polar bear walks up to take a pee kick him in the ice hole.
