Did you hear about the thrift store in Boston....

... that's been plagued with unexpected phenomenon and ghost sightings recently? Well, Matt Damon has decided he wants to make a movie out of the story.

It's going to be called Goodwill Haunting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackrabbits1im
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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A sailor walks into a thrift store after he lost a limb to a giant octopus

He said β€œI heard this is a second-hand shop, where they at?”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I made a documentary film about people who look for deals at thrift stores.

It's called Goodwill Hunting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did Michael Jackson buy a thrift store?

Billy jeans hee hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexasha05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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The Salvation Army Thrift Store near me has a quite punny sign today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdbearcom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What did they call the movie where Matt Damon looks for thrift store treasures?

Goodwill Hunting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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(Actual joke told by my dad) Why can you only buy clocks from the thrift store?

Because they’re second hand.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I only buy Edgar Allan Poe books at thrift stores...

That way I always pay less, nevermore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aardwolf7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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Finally gave my dad a taste of his own medicine in the thrift store

Dad plugging in a vacuum at Goodwill to see if it works Dad: I think this is a pretty decent vacuum for the price, what do you think? Me: Seems pretty sucky to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylemramos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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Found a book full of Dad Humor at the thrift store today. [x-post r/funny]

http://imgur.com/a/buLLc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaMaJillianLeanna
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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I went to the charity thrift store, and they had a big wooden electric piano for sale

I guess someone was an organ donor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellsLikeASteak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece

He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elemexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Friend and I walking out of a thrift store...

Walking out of a Goodwill with a friend of mine, my friend noticed a giant clock in someone's shopping cart at checkout. "That's a big clock over there" "Yeah it is... big time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spongebue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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I was on a roll when I made this
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In addition to fixing customers shoes, the local cobbler moonlighted as a shoe salesman...

He often found old used shoes in thrift stores and re-soled them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Where's the danger?

What is the biggest danger during a thrift store fire?

Secondhand smoke.

Thank you. I will gladly accept all the goodwill you wish to impart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Searching for a thrift store = Goodwill hunting.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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