Two thistles are arguing over who has the better yard The one turns to the other and says "your dirt is way too loose, man, look" and yanks him up and out of the ground Second thistle looks up at the first and goes

"I artichoke you for that"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What is Blackbeard's favorite species of thistle cultivated as a food?

Arrrrtichokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I have a feeling thistle be going on for hours...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjriddick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I was caught cheating in a big tongue-twister tournament

The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What’s the scariest plant?

Bamboo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/11Letters1Name
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?

I usually toast my sand Witches.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I can't think of a good flower pun right now...

Thistle have to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Oh my wife notices the new Daisy variety I have growing in the garden

Thistle definitely get her attention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Know anyone with liver problems?

I think thistle do the trick. (My fiance did not appreciate this joke.... I thought maybe you guys would!)

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