Two thistles are arguing over who has the better yard The one turns to the other and says "your dirt is way too loose, man, look" and yanks him up and out of the ground Second thistle looks up at the first and goes
"I artichoke you for that"
What is Blackbeard's favorite species of thistle cultivated as a food?
Arrrrtichokes!
I was caught cheating in a big tongue-twister tournament
The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
I can't think of a good flower pun right now...
Thistle have to do.
Oh my wife notices the new Daisy variety I have growing in the garden
Thistle definitely get her attention
Know anyone with liver problems?
I think thistle do the trick. (My fiance did not appreciate this joke.... I thought maybe you guys would!)
