So there is this super amazing girl, and she loves two things. Puns and empanadas. I want to ask her to prom while gifting her with many beef empanadas, but I really want to find a pun to use on her as I present the tray of food. Do you guys have any empanada based puns?
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
Too many red flags.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Tomorrow Iβm returning this piece of junk to IKEA.
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Reads the noosepaper.
...but they actually have very little in common.
The woman simply replied, βNo peer pressure.β
That was some sound advice.
Without skipping a beat he said βWhorelocks.β
Not many words rhyme with βpaperβ.
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to a no-fly zone
Then we met
He stepped on a landmine.
That's awl she wanted!
Your eyes. They dilate.
Hypocrites and people who hate other people
Daughter: "I was adopted?"
Dad: "You were adorable as a baby!"
Daughter: "Oh!!"
Dad: "That's why we adopted you. "
I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus.
All my jokes became inside jokes
Because they dilate.
βWatch how far I can kick this bucket!β
Then I holla βPain, yoβ
Its butt!
Dad: "Friendships"
He never laughs at them
It really put a strain on our marriage.
and not using commas
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Bit by bit
A PRO-Crastinator.
The invention of the wheel.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.
In my opinion it's the flag, it's a great plus.
I donβt know but their flag is a big plus
Is that you have go back the next day.
