Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.

Kanga-roux.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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"The plot thickens"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
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I've suspected my Wife of adding extra soil to our garden, so I confronted her about it, but she just shrugged it off..

Hmm...the plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?

A roux teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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The plot thickens. And not a small bit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teuntie05
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What happens when you add cornstarch to the stew?

The pot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexaholic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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The plot thickens... imgur.com/kNRnBx9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolindbe
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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The plot thickens.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/m0rph3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.

The Pot Thickens..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peanut_Butt3r675
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I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_user9901
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What does a white man say when he gets more land?

Ah, the plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Germanboi99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Just got to a really interesting part in a book about an abandoned garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call it when a peice of land gets thicker?

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon_owns_a_cat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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The farmer grows his crops.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wootinabox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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All she wanted was Root Beer

While standing at the register of a New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co, the lady taking our order asked what we would like to drink. My girlfriend responds "I want some barq's!" To which I promptly replied, "woof, woof, WOOF!" 0 laughs or smiles and I could feel the air around me thicken with dad joke cringe. Fuck it, I loved it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddesla2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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I accidentally dropped a whole pack of starch into the pot while cooking.

It was a thickening experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmerzapfel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I was writing a story when I noticed that someone had added soil to my garden

β€œAnd so the plot thickens...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicken-littler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I was reading a book the other day and a man started adding dirt to a farmers land.

That’s the point in the book where the plot thickened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/personGuy02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Day 3: The terrible wound on my leg from the lion attack has all but stopped bleeding.

The clot thickens.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Did you hear the story about the farmers field?

Let's just say the plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superwilson45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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What did Mike Tyson say about why he hates corn starch?

"It thickens me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socrathustra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Today I found out that someone has been adding fertilizer to my front lawn.

The plot thickens...

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I got the DNA test results back for my two adopted dogs...

I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.

Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Saw my wife adjusting the top soil while gardening.

Me: This looks like a great detective novel.

Her: What?

You: You know. The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Redditculous pun

I was in class, and we were learning about plotting optimization. The professor was drawing lines on the grid, and he wanted to highlight a specific area on the graph. After he went over them a few times, I turned to my friend and said "the plot thickens".

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My co-worker, a mother of two, got our office manager.

Our manager inherited some land from a lady he used to take care of. He told us a new buyer offered twice as much for half the land than his current potential buyer offered for all of it.

"The plot thickens!" my co-worker remarked. I saw it. I liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanman1975
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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Dad joked my coworker today (maths teacher)

A coworker of mine was discussing an interesting problem that involved a complex graph. He showed me this graph on the computer but then I said I couldn't see it. He then said "Is this better?" to which I replied "Ahh...the plot thickens..." He walked away without saying a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Playstationed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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As I suspected someone’s been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens

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For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.

The plot thickens...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scootymcpuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imawkwardtrash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard

The plot thickens.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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It’s just as I suspected, someone’s been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CtrlSodapop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens

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I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...

The Plot Thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The--Fonz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I just found out someone has been adding soil to my garden.....

The plot thickens.

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