Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.
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︎ Feb 11 2017
"The plot thickens"
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I've suspected my Wife of adding extra soil to our garden, so I confronted her about it, but she just shrugged it off..
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?
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︎ Jan 11 2020
The plot thickens. And not a small bit
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︎ May 19 2019
What happens when you add cornstarch to the stew?
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︎ May 28 2015
The plot thickens.
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︎ Oct 21 2013
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
What does a white man say when he gets more land?
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Just got to a really interesting part in a book about an abandoned garden.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
What do you call it when a peice of land gets thicker?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
The farmer grows his crops.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
All she wanted was Root Beer
While standing at the register of a New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co, the lady taking our order asked what we would like to drink. My girlfriend responds "I want some barq's!" To which I promptly replied, "woof, woof, WOOF!" 0 laughs or smiles and I could feel the air around me thicken with dad joke cringe. Fuck it, I loved it.
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︎ Jan 19 2015
I accidentally dropped a whole pack of starch into the pot while cooking.
It was a thickening experience.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
I was writing a story when I noticed that someone had added soil to my garden
βAnd so the plot thickens...β
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︎ Mar 30 2019
I was reading a book the other day and a man started adding dirt to a farmers land.
Thatβs the point in the book where the plot thickened.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Day 3: The terrible wound on my leg from the lion attack has all but stopped bleeding.
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Did you hear the story about the farmers field?
Let's just say the plot thickens
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︎ Mar 27 2018
What did Mike Tyson say about why he hates corn starch?
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︎ Nov 12 2017
Today I found out that someone has been adding fertilizer to my front lawn.
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︎ Jul 05 2017
I got the DNA test results back for my two adopted dogs...
I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.
Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."
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︎ Aug 09 2017
Saw my wife adjusting the top soil while gardening.
Me: This looks like a great detective novel.
Her: What?
You: You know. The plot thickens.
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︎ Jan 10 2018
Redditculous pun
I was in class, and we were learning about plotting optimization. The professor was drawing lines on the grid, and he wanted to highlight a specific area on the graph. After he went over them a few times, I turned to my friend and said "the plot thickens".
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︎ Jun 14 2014
My co-worker, a mother of two, got our office manager.
Our manager inherited some land from a lady he used to take care of. He told us a new buyer offered twice as much for half the land than his current potential buyer offered for all of it.
"The plot thickens!" my co-worker remarked. I saw it. I liked it.
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︎ Nov 16 2016
Dad joked my coworker today (maths teacher)
A coworker of mine was discussing an interesting problem that involved a complex graph. He showed me this graph on the computer but then I said I couldn't see it. He then said "Is this better?" to which I replied "Ahh...the plot thickens..." He walked away without saying a word
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︎ Sep 02 2014
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...
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︎ Dec 03 2019
As I suspected someoneβs been adding soil to my garden
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︎ Aug 07 2019
For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.
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︎ Feb 13 2018
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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︎ Feb 26 2019
As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard
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︎ Jul 05 2018
Itβs just as I suspected, someoneβs been adding soil to my garden
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︎ Mar 15 2019
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....
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︎ Jun 07 2019
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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︎ Mar 19 2018
I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...
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︎ Aug 16 2018
I just found out someone has been adding soil to my garden.....
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